Bilbo took a knife in a leather sheath. It would have made only a tiny pocket-knife for a troll, but it was as good as a short sword for the hobbit.
Skyrim + Snow
Sounds like the summary of a kinky fanfiction
Look at this killer vest, not mine but an awesome vest!!!
FUCK YEAH TRAD GOTHS
IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS
THIS IS WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT
THERE WAS PROBABLY THE MEANING OF LIFE IN THERE BUT I DIGESTED IT
Alexander L. Brown
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien