- What black metal lyrics are written as: The Wintery Plains Lie Untouched. I ride on my elements towards the stars unseen. A quest for knowledge in the astral luminous.
- What black metal lyrics end up sounding like: EAHH BUHGGGGH FLRIRDSSHOO AASHHHHHHHS DOIRRHHHHA EEEEHAFJHG RAAHH HGOIYTTTT. FKJAKJFA, FAHIIIII, DAHHDFUUU. KNORRIINGNN, AFLLAHEHHH.
goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies
but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan